In fictitious Bolehland, cops are afraid of being exposed to contagious diseases and also the presence of criminals. Huh what??? doesn’t make sense at all, does it??
Here’s the story from Patrick Teoh of NIAMAH fame.
When questioned about it in Parliament our world-class comedian said it was because the beat base was located in an area considered “unsafe”. HUH???
Ok, ok, ok….hold your laughter first. There’s more.
Why unsafe ah?
It was located in a ‘dirty’ area where there is a possibility of being exposed to contagious diseases. HUH???
Wait…………..here comes the great punchline……………..
“The presence of criminals also posed a threat to the safety of the police officers”
WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE MY EARS!!
So who do you call if you are mugged, robbed, raped and murdered in Chow Kit Road as the cops are keeping a safe distance??