Hey I got this hilarious joke from Malaysia Today but with some slight modification. We never know what kids are capable of these day? ha ha.
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Ramani entered the fourth grade classroom.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin the class by reviewing some American history.”Who said “Give me Liberty or give me Death?”She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had her hands up. “Patrick Henry, 1775.”She said, “Very good.
Who said “Government of the people, for by people, for the people shall not perish from the earth”?Again there was no response except from Chandrasekhar who said, “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
The teacher snapped at the class. “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Chandrasekhar, who is new to the country, knows more about out history than you all do.”
She then heard a loud whisper. “Fuck the Indians.”
“Who said that?” she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put up her hand and replied, “General Custer, 1862.”
At that point, a student at the back of the class said, “I am going to puke.”
The teacher glares around and asks, “Alright. Who said that?”
Again, it was Chandrasekhar who replied, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”
Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”
Excitedly, Chandrasekhar jumps up from her chair waving her hand excitedly and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!
Now with almost mob hysteria, someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of her voice, “Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him – 2004.”
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “OH SHIT! WE’RE FUCKED!”
Chandrasekhar said quietly, “I think it’s Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, Prime Minister, Malaysia, March 8, 2008.”